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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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