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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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