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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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