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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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