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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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