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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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