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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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