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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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