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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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