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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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