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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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