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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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