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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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