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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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