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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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