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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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