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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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