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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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