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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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