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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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