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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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