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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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