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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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