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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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