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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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