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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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