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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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