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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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