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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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