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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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