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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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