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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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