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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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