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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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