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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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