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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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