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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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