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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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