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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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