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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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