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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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