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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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