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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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