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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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