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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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