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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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