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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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