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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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