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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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