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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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