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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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