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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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