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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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