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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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