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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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