Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.