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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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