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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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