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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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