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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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