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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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