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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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