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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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