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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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