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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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