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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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