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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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