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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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