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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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