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Pet death
My
mother
had their beloved pet
rabbit 🐰
Toby
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺
a pufferfish 🐡
a cow 🐮
an elephant 🐘
a warthog 🐗
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a turkey 🦃
a lynx 😺
a rhinoceros 🦏
a tiger 🐯
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