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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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