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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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